Hairy Woman At Carlisle Bay, Ban Them All!
I was chilling out and having breakfast at Carlisle Bay early this morning before I went to the post office in Bridgetown to collect some packages. I couldn’t believe what I was watching coming out of the water, at first glance I thought it was a couple of Chimpanzees. In fact I thought I was having some sort of weird nightmare.
Unfortunately I wasn’t dreaming it was actually two real hairy woman, they were both of European decent and had dark hair. Lets just say the horrible sight of their dark long hairy legs and the long hairs under their armpits and it got even worse you could see the hairs coming out of there noses, it was the worst sight I have ever witnessed at any beach in Barbados.
I wish I had never seen them, but they walked right past me right in my line of vision. Luckily I had just finished my breakfast or I wouldn’t have been able to eat it.
I think David Thomson PM needs to start taking his job more seriously and ban woman like that from all beaches in Barbados. Lets get some signs erected at all popular beaches, “ALL HAIRY WOMAN BANNED”. It needs to be done before these hairy ugly and smelly women start scaring off the tourists. I swear there were young children running for there life’s, when they saw them hairy woman walking out of the beautiful clear blue Caribbean Sea.
It is the 21st century, we are living in a civilised society, there are places for woman like that and they are called zoos and circuses. When hairy woman go out they should cover up their hairy body parts from the public.
Before all you hairy woman get on your high horse and all you crazy wackjobs that find hairy woman appealing, I personally groom myself on a regular basis, because I like to look and feel good. I shave daily and always apply a wee drop of Hugo Boss so that I smell sweet, I trim my eyebrows on a regular basis, I keep the hair on my head neat and tidy, I shave unsightly hair from my back and trim the chest hairs when they get too long. It takes a bit of time and effort but the rewards are worth it, I feel good and I have a fantastically good-looking wife.
Hairy woman don’t be so lazy and sort yourselves out, you are a disgrace to 21st century woman. All it takes is a bit of time and effort and you will be looking and feeling a lot better. Unless you haven’t noticed we are not living in the stone age era anymore! JUST DO IT!
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eeeewwwww….. stay away from me…. you, hairy women!
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I feel really sorry for you man, having to witness such a terrible sight. Keep them monsters off the beaches.
Yikes, but I have seen worse than that on the beach before lol
Oh dear, well of course I’m going to have to disagree! I remove my hair on a regular basis, but I respect any woman’s(or man’s)right to display as much hair as they choose. Disciplining women’s body’s to conform to what the patriarchy has deemed socially acceptable or feminine is what is old century and uncivilized -not these women.
Furthermore, having hair is not unclean or a sign of laziness. Things like not bathing, not dressing properly or wearing dirty clothes is. Sorry!
That should be: “disciplining women’s bodies.”
I will go there, I love hairy womans, all natural woman rules…