Erasing Those Painful Memories of Those Hairy Chimpanzees like Girls!
After the nightmare experience yesterday of seeing those chimpanzees, sorry I meant to say hairy girls at Carlisle Bay, Hairy Woman At Carlisle Bay, Ban Them All!, today I would like to completely erase that horrible vision from my mind. It wasn’t a pretty sight!
Hairy girls take a close look of the picture at the top of this article of one of Barbados’s very own the talented and internationally known Rihanna, she is obviously a girl that knows how to present herself in public at the beach. You don’t need to be rich and famous to take the hairs off your legs and armpits, you can do it hairy girls, you really can, you know you want too.
I would like to reassure all the many thousands of tourists that come to Barbados for the amazing and beautiful beaches that, thankfully yesterday’s occurrence doesn’t happen too often. Hopefully my campaign to outlaw hairy girls on the beaches of Barbados becomes a reality and it becomes law, which if not adhered to will lead to 30 days in a zoo, I meant to say prison!
Thankfully those painful memories of yesterday are gradually going away and I’m getting things back on track. I just heard my favourite song of the summer of 1997 that has filled my mind with good times, called, “Beautiful Girls”, which was performed by Sean Kingston. I remember the first time I heard that song I was relaxing on the balcony of the deluxe room I was staying in at Southern Palms watching the clear blue Caribbean Sea. The first time I heard it I knew it was going to be the massive worldwide hit that it became.
Even though “Beautiful Girls”, isn’t a song, which is the happiest subject matter, I.E it’s about a guy that is suicidal because he has been dumped by a beautiful girl, it still has a good beat to it and catchy tune. This song was getting played all the time when I was hear last summer and it has brought back memories of an amazing 4 weeks staying on the Gap, getting married, and having the time of my life.
Hairy Girls do the decent thing and run away and join the circus or something like that, but just make sure you stay away from the beaches of Barbados.
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